Car and train jokes

A Lutheran
minister is driving down
to New York to see the
radio show and he’s stopped in Connecticut
for speeding. The
state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and
then he sees an
empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, „Sir,
have you
been drinking?“

And the minister says, „Just
water.“

The sheriff says, „Then why do I smell wine?“

And the
minister looks down at the bottle and says, „Good
Lord, He’s done it
again!“