WIFE: „There’s trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor.“
HUSBAND: „Water in the
carburettor? That’s ridiculous.“
WIFE: „I tell you the car has water in the
carburettor.“
HUSBAND: „You don’t even know what a carburettor is.
I’ll check it
out.
Where’s the car?“
WIFE: „In the pool.“