Kategorie: aardvark

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!