Kategorie: aardvark

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark:…