Kategorie: aardvark

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ‚em, eat ‚em!

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered….

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!