Kategorie: aardvark

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!