Kategorie: aardvark

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!