Kategorie: aardvark

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark:…

Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very…

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ‚em, eat ‚em!

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!