Kategorie: aardvark

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark:…

How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!