Kategorie: aardvark

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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