Januar 6, 2021 Jokes about Ireland |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, „Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?“ Pat said, „Well, I have and I haven’t.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Jokes about St. Patrick's Day |Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to…
Januar 6, 2021 Humor about St. Patrick's Day |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. „What’s wrong, Seamus?“ Paddy…
Januar 6, 2021 Humor about Leprechauns |An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up…
Januar 6, 2021 Humor about Irish Pubs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten things to say about gifts you don't like |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever…
Januar 6, 2021 I just had a dream about it |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, „I just dreamed that you gave me a…
Januar 6, 2021 A man is almost about to die |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, „I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll just call my lawyer about this |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, „If anyone has good reason…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Things To Worry About (Classic) There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but…