Januar 6, 2021 Crying about his life |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him…
Januar 6, 2021 Constantly complaining about the temperature |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,…
Januar 6, 2021 Brag about parents |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.“My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the…
Januar 6, 2021 Poem about Economics |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea’s not defensible don’t make it comprehensible…
Januar 6, 2021 Bragging about old times |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.“Why, my outfit was so well drilled,“ declared one, „that when they presented…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the blond? |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi,…
Januar 6, 2021 They're boasting about race records |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. „In the last 15 races, I’ve won…
Januar 6, 2021 Worries about mad cow disease |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, „I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary….
Januar 6, 2021 Two fools are about to go flying |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was…