Kategorie: accountant

What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire an accountant a…

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map…

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more…

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? „What kind of answer did you have in mind?“ Two, one to change…

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: „This dinosaur is two billion years and…