Kategorie: accountant

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? „What kind of answer did you have in mind?“ Two, one to change…

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. „Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.“ „Have…