Kategorie: accountant

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: „This dinosaur is two billion years and…