Januar 6, 2021 Animals Q & A |Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken…
Januar 6, 2021 Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password |9. E-mail flames from some guy named „Fluffy.“ 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange…
Januar 6, 2021 Nine things dogs don't understand |1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Cow on train tracks |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.“What’s going on?“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys…
Januar 6, 2021 Sounds of the Wild |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: „What does the cow say?“Child: „Moo!“Mother: „Great! What does…
Januar 6, 2021 The plumber has arrived |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving Cats Pills |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding…
Januar 6, 2021 The cat's chalkboard assignments |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A….
Januar 6, 2021 The Feline Diet |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now…