Januar 6, 2021 Baby bear wants to live somewhere else |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Installing a Carpet |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes….
Januar 6, 2021 Two roaches having a discussion |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.“I was in that new restaurant across…
Januar 6, 2021 This is one smart dog |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through…
Januar 6, 2021 A dog's chalkboard assignments |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help…
Januar 6, 2021 I think that I'm a chicken |Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
Januar 6, 2021 Cat technical support problems |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with…
Januar 6, 2021 Animals Q & A |Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken…
Januar 6, 2021 Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password |9. E-mail flames from some guy named „Fluffy.“ 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange…
Januar 6, 2021 Nine things dogs don't understand |1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He…