Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Any Grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, „Got any grapes?“ The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes….
Januar 6, 2021 Grape and Elephant Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 Hunters These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911….
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #3 A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Moles A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked…
Januar 6, 2021 elephant sex Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you’re screwed.
Januar 6, 2021 King of the Jungle Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could…
Januar 6, 2021 2 jokes What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha