Januar 6, 2021 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…
Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Any Grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, „Got any grapes?“ The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes….
Januar 6, 2021 Grape and Elephant Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #1 A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Vampire Bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get…
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #2 A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him „Rover“ or „Spot“. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to…