Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Any Grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, „Got any grapes?“ The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes….
Januar 6, 2021 Grape and Elephant Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #1 A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Vampire Bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get…
Januar 6, 2021 Legion Camel #2 A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him „Rover“ or „Spot“. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to…
Januar 6, 2021 Ant and Elephant have romance An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. „Shit!“ says…
Januar 6, 2021 Difference between a cat and a dog… A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and…
Januar 6, 2021 rabbits chased by wolf Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit…