Januar 6, 2021 What came first, the chicken or the egg? What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it was the rooster!
Januar 6, 2021 The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order… The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed…
Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 A horse walks into a bar… A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: „So, why the long face?“
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you make a cat drink? How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Januar 6, 2021 Bying a horse This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend“I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Januar 6, 2021 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing… An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.“That way,“ he said, „You get…