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Januar 6, 2021 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years… A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince…
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant use as a vibrator? What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Januar 6, 2021 Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole… Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?“Dam“.
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Januar 6, 2021 Where do you find a no legged dog? Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
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Januar 6, 2021 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.