Januar 6, 2021 Beware of dog! Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless…
Januar 6, 2021 One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost… One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He…
Januar 6, 2021 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement… One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated…
Januar 6, 2021 This man goes into the doctor with his… This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: „What happened to you?“He says: „I was in Africa…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants have 4 feet? Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man… Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 A duck walks into a general store… A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Gotany fresh fruit?““No.““Got any fresh vegetables?““No. We have only canned and dry goods.“The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts… Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,“I hear they’re doing this to…
Januar 6, 2021 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar… A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. „Get a load of her“…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys go hunting… Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells…