Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants have 4 feet? Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man… Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 A duck walks into a general store… A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Gotany fresh fruit?““No.““Got any fresh vegetables?““No. We have only canned and dry goods.“The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts… Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,“I hear they’re doing this to…
Januar 6, 2021 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar… A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. „Get a load of her“…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys go hunting… Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells…
Januar 6, 2021 Have you ever smelled moth balls? Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs apart?
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says… A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. „Listen,“ he says to the bartender. „If i show you the most amazing thing…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.