Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a dog and a fox? What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Januar 6, 2021 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking… Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, „I play…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking dog A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. „This is a talking dog,“ hesaid. „And you can have him for five dollars.“…
Januar 6, 2021 How To Give Your Cat a Pill How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you…
Januar 6, 2021 The best book on elephants The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account „The Elephant and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Man and wife at the zoo It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 15 Household Pet Dishes Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs…