Januar 6, 2021 Where do you find a no legged dog? Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Januar 6, 2021 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus… A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says „I’ll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.
Januar 6, 2021 German Shepard on Golf Course German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Want some chicken? Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog… A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants V Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants VI How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him „lunch“.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants VIII What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!