Januar 6, 2021 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten…
Januar 6, 2021 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years… A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince…
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant use as a vibrator? What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Januar 6, 2021 Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole… Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?“Dam“.
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree…
Januar 6, 2021 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck… A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants III How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open…
Januar 6, 2021 A little girl was out with her Grandmother… A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. „What are they doing,…