Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says… A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. „Listen,“ he says to the bartender. „If i show you the most amazing thing…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.
Januar 6, 2021 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten…
Januar 6, 2021 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years… A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince…
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant use as a vibrator? What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
Januar 6, 2021 Pray hard A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, „Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only…
Januar 6, 2021 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck… A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little…