Januar 6, 2021 A miserable rooster A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, „What…
Januar 6, 2021 A veterinarian surgeon… A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife…
Januar 6, 2021 A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking….
Januar 6, 2021 Tarzania What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?“Look, a herd of elephants in the distance“What does Tarzan say…
Januar 6, 2021 A dog walks into a butcher shop… A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there…
Januar 6, 2021 Tarzania II What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in…
Januar 6, 2021 Punishment that fits the crime Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
Januar 6, 2021 Pray hard A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, „Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only…