Januar 6, 2021 Elephants IV How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants V Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants VI How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him „lunch“.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants VIII What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants IX Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Catch a White Elephant How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you amuffin…
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Januar 6, 2021 The best book on elephants The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account „The Elephant and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Man and wife at the zoo It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,…