Januar 6, 2021 What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Januar 6, 2021 Why does an elephant have four feet? Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito… What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It’s ass.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn
Januar 6, 2021 Perfect customer A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, „I would very…
Januar 6, 2021 A Second Opinion A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and…
Januar 6, 2021 This is what should happen to ALL CATS! This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Insensitive Gorilla A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes…
Januar 6, 2021 The essential difference One day the zoo-keeper noticed that „Cheech“ the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.In surprise he asked…