Januar 6, 2021 What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?“Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!“
Januar 6, 2021 There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river… There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 An elephant… An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, „How do you breathe out of that thing?“Sent by abu dahbi
Januar 6, 2021 A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot… A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former…
Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants have 4 feet? Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Januar 6, 2021 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts… Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,“I hear they’re doing this to…
Januar 6, 2021 Have you ever smelled moth balls? Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs apart?