Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven’t caught, for delivery twodays before the season…
Januar 6, 2021 On preparing to return home from an out of town trip… On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time…
Januar 6, 2021 Two neighbors had been fighting each other… Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cats that enjoyed running together… There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo… A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture…
Januar 6, 2021 A gruesome murder A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, „Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the…