Januar 6, 2021 There were two cats that enjoyed running together… There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when…
Januar 6, 2021 Pet owners There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua,…
Januar 6, 2021 What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?“Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!“
Januar 6, 2021 There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river… There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 An elephant… An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, „How do you breathe out of that thing?“Sent by abu dahbi
Januar 6, 2021 A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot… A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former…
Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost… One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants have 4 feet? Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Januar 6, 2021 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts… Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,“I hear they’re doing this to…