Januar 6, 2021 Punishment that fits the crime Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
Januar 6, 2021 Pray hard A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, „Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only…
Januar 6, 2021 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck… A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants III How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open…
Januar 6, 2021 A little girl was out with her Grandmother… A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. „What are they doing,…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants IV How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants V Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants VI How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him „lunch“.