Januar 6, 2021 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly… A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
Januar 6, 2021 What does a lion call a antelope? What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the cactus cross the road? Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie
Januar 6, 2021 A Duck walks into a bar… A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog washing A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over,…
Januar 6, 2021 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet… A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said „My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?“ „Well,“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his sick dog to the vet… A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says „Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!“The…
Januar 6, 2021 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie… Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. „You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A talking horse A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a…