Kategorie: apple

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‚An Ape-lle for…

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.