Kategorie: apple

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked,…

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie? „You’ve got some crust.“

What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they’re crab apples !

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !