Kategorie: apple

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, „How much are yer…

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked,…

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, „Watch out for worms won’t…

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. „Dad!“ he puffed, „is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?“ „That’s what…

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. „What kind of pie do you…

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !