Januar 6, 2021 A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk… A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed…
Januar 6, 2021 A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd… A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, „I’d take up a collection!“
Januar 6, 2021 A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt… A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.“Reach up there and find out.“She did, but quickly pulled her hand back…
Januar 6, 2021 A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked… A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, „What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.““Well, uh, yes, it is.“ replied Carol….
Januar 6, 2021 A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders… A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.“Where is God?“The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond.“Okay, Mary, Where is…
Januar 6, 2021 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor… I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, „I’m…