Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you just because they want to giveyou something for nothing –…
Januar 6, 2021 What marketing is Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: „I…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impatientand annoyed to give your bosses the impression thatyou are…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Worker The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without3 wasting company…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and storybooks that you always wanted…
Januar 6, 2021 New Lumberjack A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop down…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression that you arevery hard pressed.
Januar 6, 2021 Welfare office A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, „Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would…
Januar 6, 2021 Your hair smells nice A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. .Can always borrow…