Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents in their hands look likehardworking…
Januar 6, 2021 The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day… The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, „Now look…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like „work“ to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail,…
Januar 6, 2021 Corporate Christmas ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not workinghard enough. Build huge…
Januar 6, 2021 Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together… Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, „Last week was one of the worst weeks…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you just because they want to giveyou something for nothing –…
Januar 6, 2021 What marketing is Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: „I…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impatientand annoyed to give your bosses the impression thatyou are…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Worker The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without3 wasting company…