Januar 6, 2021 A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him… A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for…
Januar 6, 2021 A bus station is where a bus stops… A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
Januar 6, 2021 Three envelopes A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with…
Januar 6, 2021 The organization is like a tree full of monkeys… The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on…
Januar 6, 2021 God Meets Bureaucracy God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a class action suit for failure to file an…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Italian construction workers… Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to the other „heyhow come we do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you. „Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.“THIS MEANS:1. He doesn’t feel the way he usually does.2. He is…
Januar 6, 2021 Some things never change I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable…
Januar 6, 2021 The boss called one of his employees into the office… The boss called one of his employees into the office. „Rob,“ he said, „you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong floor Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries. „I just don’t get it.“ said one. „She’s an airhead…