Januar 6, 2021 An engineer and a programmer |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over…
Januar 6, 2021 The blind skydiver |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…
Januar 6, 2021 Those raccoons are not luggage |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage,…
Januar 6, 2021 Boarding from what gate? |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…
Januar 6, 2021 What just happened here? |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…
Januar 6, 2021 The plane is crashing into the ocean |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…
Januar 6, 2021 What was the problem before? |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…
Januar 6, 2021 The loss of engines |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced „One of the engines has failed and the…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a place crash in Poland |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300…
Januar 6, 2021 Half off these tickets |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…