Januar 6, 2021 Are blind pilots flying? |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a blond on the plane |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and…
Januar 6, 2021 Air Force One crashes |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When…
Januar 6, 2021 An engineer and a programmer |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over…
Januar 6, 2021 The blind skydiver |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…
Januar 6, 2021 Those raccoons are not luggage |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage,…
Januar 6, 2021 Boarding from what gate? |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…
Januar 6, 2021 What just happened here? |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…
Januar 6, 2021 The plane is crashing into the ocean |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…
Januar 6, 2021 What was the problem before? |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…