Kategorie: banana

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? „You have a lot of appeal.“

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.