Kategorie: banana

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or…

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.