Januar 6, 2021 The wife is not speaking to me |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more…
Januar 6, 2021 I know you were drunk yesterday |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at…
Januar 6, 2021 If she went out with me |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally…
Januar 6, 2021 My girlfriend is out in the car |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender,…
Januar 6, 2021 Who gave you those black eyes? |A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.“Whoa, Sam!“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 I bet I can bite both of my eyes |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars…
Januar 6, 2021 Free drinks for everyone |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: „Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.“ So the…
Januar 6, 2021 I only ordered a double |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me
Januar 6, 2021 I'll trust you that you paid |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.“But I…
Januar 6, 2021 This tells me that I must be drunk |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes,…