Januar 6, 2021 Who gave you those black eyes? |A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.“Whoa, Sam!“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 I bet I can bite both of my eyes |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars…
Januar 6, 2021 Free drinks for everyone |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: „Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.“ So the…
Januar 6, 2021 I only ordered a double |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me
Januar 6, 2021 I'll trust you that you paid |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.“But I…
Januar 6, 2021 This tells me that I must be drunk |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes,…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving home very drunk |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men walked into a bar |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
Januar 6, 2021 I get so drunk that I imagine things |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, „What do…
Januar 6, 2021 Some yogurt visits a local bar |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, „We don’t serve your…