Januar 6, 2021 Two men walked into a bar |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
Januar 6, 2021 I get so drunk that I imagine things |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, „What do…
Januar 6, 2021 Some yogurt visits a local bar |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, „We don’t serve your…
Januar 6, 2021 The Beer Prayer |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us…
Januar 6, 2021 Some very common traits in two drunks |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. „Why of course,“…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm trying to prove a point |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two…
Januar 6, 2021 The number twelve goes to a bar |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.“Sorry I can’t serve you,“ states the barman.“Why not?!“…
Januar 6, 2021 A pirate at the local bar discusses his past |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a monkey in the bar |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around…
Januar 6, 2021 I didn't get any money this time |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the…