Januar 6, 2021 The Beer Prayer |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us…
Januar 6, 2021 Some very common traits in two drunks |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. „Why of course,“…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm trying to prove a point |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two…
Januar 6, 2021 The number twelve goes to a bar |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.“Sorry I can’t serve you,“ states the barman.“Why not?!“…
Januar 6, 2021 A pirate at the local bar discusses his past |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a monkey in the bar |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten signs that you are too drunk |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8. The back…
Januar 6, 2021 Three vampires go to a bar |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would…
Januar 6, 2021 A drunk orders himself a beer |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Making a bet at a bar |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a…