Januar 6, 2021 You looked a lot like my wife |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to…
Januar 6, 2021 Making a bet at a bar |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a…
Januar 6, 2021 A neutron at a bar |A neutron walks into a bar. „I’d like a beer“ he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. „How much will that be?“ asks…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a magical dancing duck |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside…
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very fast drinker |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, „What’ll it be buddy?“The man…
Januar 6, 2021 A bet made at the local bar |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar….
Januar 6, 2021 The customs of an Irishman |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip…
Januar 6, 2021 Stumpy Legged Pink Dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-legged, pink, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Furniture salesman Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, „Man! If I don’t move some furniture this month, I’m going to lose…
Januar 6, 2021 Man in pub A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then…