Kategorie: bicycle

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then…

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‚I didn’t think…

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‚Look, Mum! No hands!…

Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. „Don’t you know how to ride…

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other…