Kategorie: biologist

There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out…

While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd „Jimmy“ and careen down the hill….

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said,…

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw…

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the…

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, „How was I born?“ „Well honey…“ said the slightly prudish mother, „the…

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, „Jump,…

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: „You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who…