Kategorie: biologist

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made…

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many…

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products…

A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure…

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his…

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the…

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, „How was I born?“ „Well honey…“ said the slightly prudish mother, „the…

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, „Jump,…

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: „You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who…