Januar 6, 2021 Daughter in college |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?As the policeman, who also…
Januar 6, 2021 Half a year to live |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Investment counselor |An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she…
Januar 6, 2021 Dinosaurs are talking |Dinosaur #1: „How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?“ Dinosaur #2: „What is an economist?“ Dinosaur #1: „A flunkie…
Januar 6, 2021 Buy machine factory |An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad computer viruses |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying your ticket |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as…
Januar 6, 2021 Economists in parades |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Stockbroker at I.R.S. |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics textbooks |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your…