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Januar 6, 2021 Where does he work? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you pay taxes? |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, „Mr….
Januar 6, 2021 Counting some sheep |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. „Doctor, I just can’t get to…
Januar 6, 2021 Why study Economics? |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: „Watch out for our invisible hands.“ 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3….
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's speech |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of…
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's logic |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for…
Januar 6, 2021 Economist Valentines |Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let’s raise housing starts…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics ruins life |Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son’s discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a big problem |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, „Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I…