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Januar 6, 2021 The copy machine handout |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees….
Januar 6, 2021 Main Vice President |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife…
Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's creed |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Fake two dollar bill |On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a…
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