Januar 6, 2021 Where does he work? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you pay taxes? |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, „Mr….
Januar 6, 2021 Counting some sheep |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. „Doctor, I just can’t get to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's creed |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Fake two dollar bill |On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to leave work |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I’ve decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Japanese economy |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to stay at work all night |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to „chrysanthemum“.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel in a sailboat |The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Keeping a high profile in an office |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you’re ready.Don’t sit down to talk….