Januar 6, 2021 An economist's speech |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of…
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's logic |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for…
Januar 6, 2021 Economist Valentines |Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let’s raise housing starts…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did he fire you? |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, „Say, why did the foreman fire you?“Replied the second, „Well, you know how a foreman…
Januar 6, 2021 Bank customer service |“I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk…
Januar 6, 2021 Japanese management lecture |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were…
Januar 6, 2021 A walking economy |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, „I’m a walking economy.“The friend asks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Those who don't know |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm at the wrong bank |Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a…
Januar 6, 2021 The requirements of this job |Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,…