Januar 6, 2021 Economist Valentines |Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let’s raise housing starts…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics ruins life |Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son’s discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a big problem |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, „Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I…
Januar 6, 2021 Those who don't know |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm at the wrong bank |Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a…
Januar 6, 2021 The requirements of this job |Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,…
Januar 6, 2021 The ten ifs of employment |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it’s a friend, stop…
Januar 6, 2021 Repairing the phone |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone…
Januar 6, 2021 The corporate boat race |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard…
Januar 6, 2021 How you made money |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…