Januar 6, 2021 Counting some sheep |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. „Doctor, I just can’t get to…
Januar 6, 2021 Why study Economics? |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: „Watch out for our invisible hands.“ 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3….
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's speech |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to stay at work all night |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to „chrysanthemum“.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel in a sailboat |The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Keeping a high profile in an office |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you’re ready.Don’t sit down to talk….
Januar 6, 2021 Wealthy investors |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, „I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did he fire you? |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, „Say, why did the foreman fire you?“Replied the second, „Well, you know how a foreman…
Januar 6, 2021 Bank customer service |“I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk…
Januar 6, 2021 Japanese management lecture |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were…