Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's creed |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Fake two dollar bill |On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to leave work |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I’ve decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Japanese economy |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to stay at work all night |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to „chrysanthemum“.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel in a sailboat |The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Keeping a high profile in an office |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you’re ready.Don’t sit down to talk….
Januar 6, 2021 Wealthy investors |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, „I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did he fire you? |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, „Say, why did the foreman fire you?“Replied the second, „Well, you know how a foreman…
Januar 6, 2021 Bank customer service |“I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk…