Januar 6, 2021 I'm at the wrong bank |Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a…
Januar 6, 2021 The requirements of this job |Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,…
Januar 6, 2021 The ten ifs of employment |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it’s a friend, stop…
Januar 6, 2021 Repairing the phone |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone…
Januar 6, 2021 The corporate boat race |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard…
Januar 6, 2021 How you made money |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…
Januar 6, 2021 The results of a government study |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded…
Januar 6, 2021 Telemarketers go away |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could…
Januar 6, 2021 The boss tells some jokes |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Nerds versus jocks |An answer to the eternal question „Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?“ Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game:…