Januar 6, 2021 How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!.
Januar 6, 2021 What are you doing, Tommy? Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows ‚em to fucking pieces, Vicar!
Januar 6, 2021 One day in class the teacher… One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows…
Januar 6, 2021 A lesson in ebonics A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‚before.‘ He stands up and says, „Before,…
Januar 6, 2021 Once when Mary was young her school… Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her…
Januar 6, 2021 The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game… The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had…
Januar 6, 2021 Earn it hiking A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. „Where did you…
Januar 6, 2021 A clear moral One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the…
Januar 6, 2021 When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris… When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left…
Januar 6, 2021 Homework One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, „We’re learning about sexual education.“ She…