Januar 6, 2021 The last words A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, „My father’s dead, Miss.“ „Oh, I am…
Januar 6, 2021 Winnie The ???? „Winnie The ????“ It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student…
Januar 6, 2021 Who signed the Declaration of Independence? A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. „Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?“ He said, „Damn if I know.“ She was a littleput out…
Januar 6, 2021 Lick that Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. „My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!“…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wisdom of Youth Never give up The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier…
Januar 6, 2021 What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny's mother decided to give… Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to…
Januar 6, 2021 A word play A teacher asked her students to use the word „fascinate“ in a sentence. Mary said, „My family went to the New York City Zoo,…
Januar 6, 2021 One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny… One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church….
Januar 6, 2021 This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny… This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter’s hat and sitting in a red wagon…