Januar 6, 2021 A small boy was lost, so he went up… A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, „I’ve lost my dad!“The cop said, „What’s he like?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 A good student It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with… Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with „I“.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say „I am.“Little Johnny: All right. „I am…
Januar 6, 2021 A little period The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 One of my first evenings back from overseas… One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk…
Januar 6, 2021 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback… On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 A lost skill This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.“This…
Januar 6, 2021 Fun fun fun worry worry worry A teacher said to her little student Suzy, „Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.“Little Suzy thought for a moment and…
Januar 6, 2021 A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as… A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to…