Januar 6, 2021 The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and… The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny’s father. She comes toLittle Johnny’s house and sees Little…
Januar 6, 2021 Scholarly discussion A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, „Let’s talk. I’ve…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 One of my first evenings back from overseas… One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk…
Januar 6, 2021 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback… On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 A lost skill This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.“This…
Januar 6, 2021 Fun fun fun worry worry worry A teacher said to her little student Suzy, „Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.“Little Suzy thought for a moment and…
Januar 6, 2021 A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as… A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to…
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy and his dad are standing in line… A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, „hey…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night… Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother’s room for comfort and he…