Januar 6, 2021 How old am I? A kid goes up to his father and says, „Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?“His father says, „No…how old?“He says, „I’m eleven!“He…
Januar 6, 2021 Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid… Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with… Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with „I“.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say „I am.“Little Johnny: All right. „I am…
Januar 6, 2021 A little period The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 One of my first evenings back from overseas… One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk…
Januar 6, 2021 A word play A teacher asked her students to use the word „fascinate“ in a sentence. Mary said, „My family went to the New York City Zoo,…
Januar 6, 2021 One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny… One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church….
Januar 6, 2021 This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny… This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter’s hat and sitting in a red wagon…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny is in class. The teacher… Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They…