Januar 6, 2021 Optimist vs. Pessimist |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Pet Peeves |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the last guy to use…
Januar 6, 2021 Sick of the Holidays |Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You’re serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you…
Januar 6, 2021 The FAA Inspection |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus’s sleigh before…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Days of Windows 95 |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Shopping Criminal |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,“What are you charged with?““Doing my Christmas shopping early“,…
Januar 6, 2021 Enter the Pearly Gates |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…
Januar 6, 2021 Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Santa |’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world that’s politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to „Elves“,“Vertically…
Januar 6, 2021 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. „I…