Januar 6, 2021 What is a stable? |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my son was old…
Januar 6, 2021 The first reindeer seen in a bar |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten worst gifts to buy a woman |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make „housework“ easier. For instance, a blender, a…
Januar 6, 2021 Your father is drunk |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Fast Food |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas,…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve days Microsoft |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Santa |’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world that’s politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to „Elves“,“Vertically…
Januar 6, 2021 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Did Santa Give You That Present? |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 Enter the Pearly Gates |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…