Januar 6, 2021 Santa Hates Your Kid |8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, „Dream on, Chester!“7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with presents,…
Januar 6, 2021 Optimist vs. Pessimist |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Pet Peeves |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the last guy to use…
Januar 6, 2021 Sick of the Holidays |Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You’re serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you…
Januar 6, 2021 The FAA Inspection |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus’s sleigh before…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Days of Windows 95 |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas,…
Januar 6, 2021 Did Santa Give You That Present? |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 Enter the Pearly Gates |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…
Januar 6, 2021 Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Santa |’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world that’s politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to „Elves“,“Vertically…