Kategorie: christmas

|In a small southern town there was a „Nativity Scene“ that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature…

|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to…

|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the „Twelve Days of Christmas“ subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the…

|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails…

|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell…

|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho’s…

|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call…

|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s…

|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift!…

|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want…