Kategorie: christmas

|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell…

|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho’s…

|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call…

|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in…

|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great…

|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming…

|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day,…

|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift!…

|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want…

|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.Mulder: Look, Scully, just like the other homes:…